Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Look at Him- Junior Lyrics

Ducklings:
LOOK AT HIM!

Ida:
NOW THEN, CHILDREN, LET'S NOT MAKE A FUSS

Ducklings & Drake:
LOOK AT HIM!

Drake:
ARE YOU SURE HE'S REALLY ONE OF US?

Ida:
FAMILY LIKENESS ISN'T STRONG
STILL YOU WON'T POKE FUN
ALL OF YOU MUST GET ALONG
HE’S A SPECIAL SON

(Come along, all of you now. Follow me. But stay close to me at all times or you may get trodden on...and beware of the cat!)

Ducklings:
LOOK AT HIM
LEGS ARE BANDY AND THE KNEES ARE KNOCKED
LOOK AT HIM

Billy:
DAD WAS OBVIOUSLY EGG-SHELL-SHOCKED!

Ducklings:          
BET THE NEIGHBORS SCREAM AND HOWL
WHEN THEY SEE OUR BROOD
HE'S THE FOULEST WATERFOWL

Ugly:
WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE?

Downy:
OOOH, TOUCHY!

Ugly:
LOOK AT YOU, LOOK AT ME, WHAT’S IT MATTER?

Downy:
(Isn't it obvious?)

Ugly:
WHY DO I MAKE YOU ALL LAUGH AND SCOFF?

Beaky:
(Have you seen your reflection?)

Ugly:
WHY DON'T WE PLAY WITH THE FISHES?

Ducklings:
BECAUSE YOU'D SCARE THEM OFF! 
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah


Cat:  
(Now, that’s what I call a snack.)
LOOK AT HIM!
STILL A DUCKLING BUT THERE'S SO MUCH MORE
LOOK AT HIM!
FINEST CAT FOOD THAT I EVER SAW
BETTER STILL HE WON'T BE MISSED
THEY THINK HE'S A FLOP
MAYBE THEY'LL LET ME ASSIST
GIVING HIM THE CHOP!

Turkey:
(Now, in a moment you will be presented to her Grace, the most distinguished duck on the lake. She was once paired with a Mandarin. And you will notice she has a red band of cloth round her leg. That is the greatest distinction a duck can enjoy. It means that she is looked up to by both men and animals.)

Ida:
(Now, don’t turn your toes in, just bow your head politely and say ‘Quack’.)

Ducklings [individually]:
(Wah.)
(Wah.)
(Wah.)
(Wah.)

Ugly:
(Honk!)

Drake:
LOOK AT HIM

COME ON, IDA, TELL ME WHAT WENT WRONG?
LOOK AT HIM!

DID YOU LEAVE HIM IN THE EGG TOO LONG?


Ida:
HE'S MY SON AND I LOVE HIM
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? YOU'RE TO BLAME
THIS DUCK YARD WOULD BE SO BORING
IF WE ALL LOOKED THE SAME

[All react scornfully- gobble, quack, squawk…]

Drake/Turkey/Maureen/Hen/ Grace (Group A):
LOOK AT HIM

Ducklings:
LOOK AT HIM

Group A:
AND BE THANKFUL THAT HE'S NOT YOUR KID

Ducklings:
BUT WE’VE GOT HIM AS A BROTHER

Group A:
LOOK AT HIM

Ducklings:
LOOK AT HIM

Group A:
BOUND TO GO THE WAY THE DODO DID

Ducklings:
AND HE’S WORSE THAN ANY OTHER

Group A:
BODYWORK DESIGNED TO SHOCK

Ducklings:
LA LA LA LA LA

Group A:
PROSPECTS PRETTY DIM

Ducklings:
LA LA LA LA LA

Group A:
HE SHOULD FORM A SOLO FLOCK

Group A & Ducklings:                                                              Cat:
LOOK AT HIM                                                                           LOOK
LOOK AT ME                                                                            AT HIM
LOOK AT YOU                                                                         LITTLE THING
YOU'LL AGREE
ANYWHERE YOU LOOK WILL BE LESS GRIM                HIS NECK JUST MADE TO WRING
THAN A GLIMPSE OF THIS WIMP OF WIMPS...

All:

LOOK AT HIM!

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