Graylag:
WE'RE OFF ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE
WE WILL BE NO STRANGER TO DANGER THE SQUADRON WILL SHOW NO FEAR
Dot:
WE'RE OFF AND NO MATTER WHERE WE ROAM
ALTHOUGH THE MIND BOGGLES THIS GAGGLE IN GOGGLES
IS SURE TO FIND YOUR HOME
Graylag:
RUNWAY'S CLEAR
PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF, DEAR
WE MUST
PLAY OUR
PART
Dot:
HARK AT HIM
I FEAR HIS CABIN LIGHTS ARE RATHER DIM
Graylag:
CHOCKS AWAY
OUR AIR DISPLAY
MUST START
All Geese:
WE'RE OFF ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE
AND OUR SIMPLE MISSION POSITION THE WHEREABOUTS OF YOUR FARM
WE'RE OFF AND UNLESS WE'RE BLOWN INTO KINGDOM COME
WE WON'T BE BACK UNTIL WE'VE FOUND YOUR MUM
Barnacles:
(Excuse me, sir. Cattails
advancing from the rear!)
Graylag:
(What? Cattails do not
advance, Barnacles. One of the things they are most famous for is being rooted
to the spot!)
Cat:
(Hello ducky! Thought I lost you.)
Graylag:
(Stand back or I'll peck!)
Cat:
(Ooh, be still my quaking legs, I'm going to be goosed!)
Ugly:
(What are you doing here?)
Cat:
(What are friends for? I’ve come to take you home. Your mother is carrying on some fearful.)
(What are friends for? I’ve come to take you home. Your mother is carrying on some fearful.)
Ugly:
(My mother? You’ve seen my
mother?)
Cat:
(Of course. She sent me to
fetch you.)
Graylag:
(Listen here, cat. I am in command around here, and I have taken personal charge of the duckling's
safe return to his mother.)
Cat:
(Well, I wouldn't try flying at the moment. Haven't you heard the guns?)
Graylag:
(We will commence maneuvers as soon as the shooting party is over.)
Graylag:
(Listen here, cat. I am in command around here, and I have taken personal charge of the duckling's
safe return to his mother.)
Cat:
(Well, I wouldn't try flying at the moment. Haven't you heard the guns?)
Graylag:
(We will commence maneuvers as soon as the shooting party is over.)
Snowy:
(It’s their party, but we’ll
fly if we want to, ha ha ha!)
Graylag:
(Silence in the ranks.)
Snowy:
(Little joke, sir.)
Cat:
(Well, maybe I could be of assistance. I'll go over to the shoot, and then I will let you know when they are packing up for the day.)
Graylag:
(Very well, but no funny business. I know several ways to skin your type.)
Cat [aside]:
(It's like taking candy from a baby.)
Squadron:
Cat:
(Well, maybe I could be of assistance. I'll go over to the shoot, and then I will let you know when they are packing up for the day.)
Graylag:
(Very well, but no funny business. I know several ways to skin your type.)
Cat [aside]:
(It's like taking candy from a baby.)
Squadron:
[Softly sings “bom” to the
melody while Dot speaks.]
(Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. My name is Dot. I am your senior flight attendant and on behalf of captain Graylag, I would like to welcome you to this afternoon's flight from Boggy Marshland to some far-flung farm. We will be cruising at an altitude of several feet and flying in a rather attractive V-formation. In the unlikely event of an emergency landing, we ask that you observe the safety procedures we've been through so many, many times before. We hope that you have a pleasant journey, and thank you for choosing Goose Air– “the fluffy skies!")
All Geese:
WE'RE OFF TO ENSURE THIS DUCKLING IS NOT SO GLUM
WE WON'T BE BACK UNTIL WE'VE FOUND YOUR–
Cat:
(The coast is clear. They're putting away their guns.)
Graylag:
(Do you swear?)
Cat:
(On one of my lives.)
Graylag:
(Good. Alright men. Final check. Oh, and here’s a parachute for you.)
Cat:
(F-f-for me?)
Graylag:
(You don't think I’m going to leave you here with the duckling do you? Oh no, puss, you're coming with us!)
Cat:
(Oh cat litter!)
All Geese:
OUR WINGS ARE SPREAD
Ugly:
SO DON'T DELAY
All Geese:
OUR EXCESS BAGS ARE STOWED AWAY
Ugly & Geese:
IT'S TIME TO FLY
Geese & Cat: Ugly:
WE'RE OFF ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE THEY'RE OFF TO TRY AND FIND THE FARM
WITH A HAPPY ENDING IMPENDING AND WHEN THEY FIND THE FARM THEY'LL FIND MY MUM
IF WE CAN LOCATE HIS NEST AND THEN SHE'LL BE THERE FOREVER EVERY DAY
WITH A HAPPY ENDING IMPENDING AND WHEN THEY FIND THE FARM THEY'LL FIND MY MUM
IF WE CAN LOCATE HIS NEST AND THEN SHE'LL BE THERE FOREVER EVERY DAY
(LOCATE HIS NEST) I’LL BE WAITING COME WHAT MAY
WE'RE OFF CHEERIO, GOODBYE, SO I’LL SAY GOODBYE,
TOODLEPIP OLD CHUM TOODLEPIP OLD CHUM
Geese & Cat: Ugly:
We won't be back until we've found…
Your mum! My
Mum!
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