Play With Your Food- Honk! Lyrics

-The Cat-

YOU CAN SCRATCH THE ANTIQUE FURNITURE

TO SHARPEN UP YOUR CLAWS

YOU CAN LACERATE THE CUSHIONS

IF YOU’RE EVER STUCK INDOORS

YOU CAN DIG UP ALL THE FLOWERS

FROM THE FRESHLY PLANTED BEDS

AND WITH ARTICLES OF CLOTHING

IT’S OKAY TO PULL SOME THREADS

BUT I REMEMBER AS A KINDERGARTEN KITTEN

ONE PHRASE THAT LEFT ME SINGULARLY SMITTEN

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU EAT IT

YOU CAN CHIVVY YOUR CHOW BEFORE YOU CHEW

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD YOU CAN'T BEAT IT

SO, DUCKY, LET ME PLAY WITH YOU.

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU BITE IT

YOU CAN TOY WITH YOUR TUCK BEFORE THE CRUNCH.

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD WHY FIGHT IT?

IT'S A CRAZY LITTLE GAME CALLED LUNCH!

So, tell me, Ducky. What would you like to play? It can be anything. I won’t tell your mother.

-Ugly-

Anything? ...well...

I'D LIKE TO PADDLE IN THE PUDDLES

DABBLE IN THE MUD

TICKLE STICKLEBACKS IN THE SHALLOWS

THEN MAYBE IF THERE'S TIME

GO SLIDING IN THE SLIME

TO THE MARSH WHERE YOU FIND MARSHMALLOWS

I’LL GO AND SLAY A DRAGONFLY

WATCH WATER BOATMEN RACE

TO SAY THAT CATS ARE DANGEROUS

IS CLEARLY NOT THE CASE

-The Cat-

I’D RATHER PLAY A GAME THAT’S SHARP AND WITTY

AND PREFERABLE WITH SOMETHING IN THE KITTY

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU NIBBLE

YOU CAN GIST WITH YOUR JOINT BEFORE YOU SLICE

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, BUT DON’T DRIBBLE!

MY MAMA GAVE THE BEST ADVICE.

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU GULP IT

YOU CAN MESS WITH YOUR MEAL BEFORE YOU MUNCH

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD THEN PULP IT

IT’S A CRAZY LITTLE GAME CALLED LUNCH!

-Ugly-

WE COULD GO RUSHING IN THE RUSHES

DASHING DOWN THE DITCH

FIND THE KIND OF PLACE WHERE IT’S FOGGY

THEN MAKE THE KIND OF CAMP

THAT IS SECRETIVE AND DAMP

FOR ME AND MY MATE THE MOGGY

AND IF THE OTHER DUCKLINGS WANT TO COME AND JOIN OUR GAMES

THEY HAVE TO MAKE A PROMISE FIRST TO STOP CALLING ME NAMES

-The Cat-

OH, I’LL HELP YA

TO FORGET THE WAY THEY SCOLDED

JUST AS SOON AS I HAVE GOT MY NAPKIN FOLDED

Oh, you want to play hide-and-seek do you? Where are you? Am I getting warmer?

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU EAT IT

YOU CAN CHIVVY YOUR CHOW BEFORE YOU CHEW

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD YOU CAN'T BEAT IT

SO DUCKY, DUCKY, DUCKY, DUCKY

DUCKY, DUCKY, DUCKY, DUCKY

DUCKY LET ME PLAY WITH YOU!

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU BITE IT

YOU CAN TOY WITH THE TUCK BEFORE THE CRUNCH

YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD WHY FIGHT IT?

IT'S A CRAZY LITTLE GAME...

Do you like oranges?

-Ugly-

I don't know, I’ve never tried one

-The Cat-

Well, suck on this!

IT'S A CRAZY LITTLE GAME CALLED… LUNCH!